Fezent is a fully international company with offices located in Prague, Hong-Kong, Berlin, Dubai, not Mexico, Texas, and Karlsruhe.
Fezent Corporation
Prague, 13000
These standard issue boxer briefs (Stiefmann Blue) are made from a soft and stretchy material that ensures comfort throughout the day. The boxer briefs have no back seam, and they feature a lined front pouch for extra comfort and support.
Fezent's R &D Department Presents
An interdepartmental collaboration between R&D, Management, The Department of Motivation, Erotica Division, and Internal Communications. Our ergonomic-anatomical apparel was designed with an inherent aesthetic appeal in mind, lifting and engorging the crotch and gluteal areas. But it’s more than just a fashion statement; it’s a lifestyle, and an advanced piece of hardware.The fabric is our own patented mixture of steel-wool reinforced organic scorpion silk, maximizing both comfort and strength, while allowing for enhanced perpendicular motion potential. Each intelligently designed Fezent Logo contains a cluster of sensors which hone in on micro-muscular movement, detecting, monitoring and, over time, predicting bowel movements, BMI levels, and sexual maneuverability. The waistband has an onboard GPS tracker, and can also constrict and relax based on the wearers’ productivity. Therefore, this feature conveniently, and obviously, fits all body shapes and sizes. R&D has the utmost confidence in this product, and we say you’ll never need another pair of underwear, guaranteed. Ever.
Additional Flavors available upon request. Contact FezentIndustries AT gmail dot com
• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Mid-rise
• Lined front pouch for additional support
• 4 cm wide elastic waistband covered with fabric
• Crotch panel
• Overlock and coverstitch
• No back seam for extra comfort
• Blank product components in EU sourced from Lithuania
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from the US and China
Size guide
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
Waist (inches) | 29 ⅞ | 31 ½ | 33 ⅛ | 36 ¼ | 39 ⅜ | 42 ½ | 45 ⅝ |
Hips (inches) | 37 | 38 ⅝ | 40 ⅛ | 43 ¼ | 46 ½ | 49 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
Waist (cm) | 76 | 80 | 84 | 92 | 100 | 108 | 116 |
Hips (cm) | 94 | 98 | 102 | 110 | 118 | 126 | 134 |
We strive to bring the best the world has to offer through an agile paradigm shift with forward looking hindsight. Fezent provides complimentary reductive supply chains to expanding tertiary markets by block chaining towards the future, while simultaneously fostering a corporate culture of micro-aggressive interactivity.
Fezent, it's not just a skateboard brand, it's a lifestyle.
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Testimonial on Standard Issue Boxer Briefs
Henry Stanley
CEO
Fezent is a collaborative creative corporation. We strive to bring the best the world has to offer through an agile paradigm shift with forward looking hindsight while simultaneously fostering a corporate culture of micro-aggressive interactivity.
Fezent is a fully international company with offices located in Prague, Hong-Kong, Berlin, Dubai, not Mexico, Texas, and Karlsruhe.